Yes, I'm selling my chonies.
No, I won't be taking questions.
TikTok said a girl sold hers for $75 and I have never locked in faster. Every pair on the shelf is one-of-a-kind, genuinely worn by me, and shipped sealed in the most boring envelope you've ever seen.
One seller. Many admirers. First claim wins — there are no restocks of a one-of-one.
Fresh off the… me
Today's featured pairs. When they're claimed, they're gone — that's how one-of-a-kind works, sweetie.
How this works
It's a shop. A very silly shop that takes itself very seriously.
Pick a pair
Every listing is one physical pair — style, color, size, and its little backstory. No restocks, no duplicates.
Choose the wear
Base price includes one day of honest wear. Want more days? That's extra. Artisanal labor, you understand.
Claim it
First claim wins and the pair comes off the shelf instantly. Slow scrollers weep.
Plain-envelope delivery
Sealed, unmarked, unbranded. Your mail carrier will never know. Your search history is your own problem.
Meet the management
It's just me. I am the CEO, the warehouse, and the product.
Roxy
Hi! I'm Roxy. The internet said this was a real side hustle, so consider this me locking in. Every pair is genuinely mine, genuinely worn, and shipped sealed in a very boring, very unmarked envelope. Be nice, tip well, and don't be weird about it — okay, be a little weird about it.
Questions you're pretending not to have
Asked frequently. Answered honestly-ish.
Is this site for real?
The shop is fully real — accounts, claims, orders, the whole thing. It started as a joke about a TikTok side hustle and then someone built it properly. Card checkout is switched on when the seller connects her payment account; until then a claim reserves your pair and you'll get a payment link by email.
Are they actually worn?
Yes. That is, famously, the entire product. Each listing says how many days of wear are included and what the max is. I don't negotiate on hygiene documentation because there is none.
What shows up on my doorstep / bank statement?
A plain sealed envelope with zero branding, and a checkout line that says "CP Goods." Discretion is the house specialty.
Can I request a specific pair / style / activity?
The shelf is what the shelf is. If you have a polite request, email hello@chonies.projectz.xyz. If you have an impolite request, do not.
What's the membership actually for?
Two things. It unlocks the members-only "on me" view of every listing — the pair on a figure, not folded flat — and the $25 you pay each month comes back to you as credit against chonies. It's applied automatically the next time you claim a pair, so if you buy a pair that month, the membership cost you nothing. It's a fresh allowance every month and it doesn't roll over. Cancel any time in one click — you keep the month you've paid for. Details here.
Returns?
Be so serious right now.
Do I need an account?
Yes — claims are tied to an account so your order history exists and so you confirm you're 18+. It takes about eleven seconds. Join here.
The shelf won't browse itself.
Somebody is about to claim your pair while you sit here reading footers.
Take me to the chonies